Artist | Student | Varied
"Bis Vincit, Qui Se Vincit in Victoria."
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So a mother visits her son. He has a roommate that is a girl. His mother asks "Are you two sleeping together?" The son answers "no.". Later after the mother leaves and 1 hour later the girl e-mails the mother and said "Where is the silver oval plate? Did you steal it? I'm not saying you did, and I'm not saying you didn't I'm just asking did you steal the silver oval plate?" And the mother replies back saying "I'm not saying you aren't sleeping with your roommate and I'm not saying you are but I am saying she would've found the silver oval plate under her pillow if she was sleeping in her own bed." This is my FAVE joke ever! If you dont get it I will explain later.